Story

So campbells was a successful soup company, and they sold soups all over the world. They became so powerful that they established enough wealth to establish a colony of islands in northeastern micronesia called "Cambbelia"Recently Campbells has created Canneli Kidney beans and Golden Corn to sell to their customers in the republic of Cambellia, and they have become so successful that they have risen to the tops of the charts for soup sales, despite them not being soups. Then one brilliant scientist had an idea, to fuse the successes together into one ultimate supersoldier soup thing. The scientist created the Canelli Golden Corn, and became one of the most effective supersoldiers for cambellia. This supersoldier created from kidney beans and canned corn was a main instrument for many of the high profile assassinations of the corrupt leaders of cambellia, and came to be known as a hero, kinda like james bond or batman. He also had a sidekick, garbanzo pumpkin, another supersoldier and taiwan noodle tuna salad, the rookie assassin that worked along their sides in the secret service of the cambells soup company. One day they were required to assassinate the department manager for the distribution of soups to poland, aka elbows water chestnuts. But before they could assassinate him, they found out that he possessed a valuable prisoner of his own that he threatened to kill, chicken soup bean sprouts. She was no ordinary prisoner; she was the presidents daughter. So they went recon on him, and despite that "elbows" enslaved her they were able to communicate with her somehow. They told her to kill him, and so she got the guts to fnally do so. But before she was about to take the fatal blow she looked at his nutrition facts and realized that he was her father all along because they both had %2 potassium. She was so depressed that she jumped off the headquarters and died a very red and bean sprouty death. Mission failed.